May 2013
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
andrewhussiesbosom:
amporacronus:
andrewhussiesbosom:
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
mrcraabs:
pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep
drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
avatarjason:
Avatar? You mean with the blue peop-
Putting your hood on like a boss
lolzpicx:
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
snapchatting:
rainbownunchucks:
snapchatting:
friends
Wtf is nd
north dakota
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
assbutt-of-asgard:
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
pizzaforpresident:
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have...
parasoul:
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
final exams more like no
how did my gpa get so low
this ta really needs to stop
i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
robcoindustries:
see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art
